Consider (again) the case of Lenny Feder, who spent his childhood in a small New England town, with school chums Eric, Kurt and Marcus. I set her in bed and tuck her in.All of us grow old eventually-even those who never really grow up. As I walk up to her room she falls asleep. She then yawns and puts her head on my shoulder. I must have kicked your barrette!" She says to her. The assistant flips Lenny over and Roxanne kicks her in the face. Becky then walks back to me and I pick her up again and set her on my hip as we walk over to see what's going on. Roxanne starts walking towards her husband when her assistant pushes her out of the way.
"Have I told you I love your sister?" I ask while laughing.Īll the feats start s reaming and running away when they see their leader getting wasted by a deer.
As we walk towards the house Becly looks back at him. Once Greg saw Dumbass he starts laughing too. "Have I told you that I love you, you little evil genius?" I ask Becky and she smiles at me. I would've fell on the ground laughing if I wasn't holding Becky. A deer came out of nowhere and attacked him. Dumbass then puts the monkey over his dick and made him do a dance. Becky walks over to me and I pick her up and set her on my hip. I mutter an 'Uh oh' and start walking over to her with Greg by my side. I look over and see Becky handing Dumbass Mr.Gigglesworth. "His names not Boomer!" I say and put pressure on a pressure point and she knocks out cold. "You're a traitor boomer!" She says and kicked him in the dick. Greg just says 'this' and kicks him in the dick. "Don't touch my girlfriend!" Greg tells him. Some guy tries to grab my arm but Greg comes over and punched him in the face. My foot hits their faces and they fall down, knocked out cold. Two frat girls come at me and I jump and do a spin kick. I back up to Jack, Milton, Jerry, Rudy and Eddy. "You hear that? Now LETS GET BUSY!" Kurt yells and we all shout and charge at each other. "But the only ones that are getting their ass kicked around here are you spoiled, privileged, uppity, preppy D-bags!" Eric finishes.
"We may have a penis!" Deanne says and they all point to Dad's girlfriend. They all screamed and Dumbass started slapping Dipshit's ass. "Well that was a moving testament to the community bro! But we didn't come here to hear any lame speeches! We came here to kick some old smelly ass!" Dipshit tells us. Wow he actually stood up for Lenny! Never thought I'd see that! Probably more than you brainiacs together ever will! But guess what? He came back here because this beautiful town is his home, and it always will be his home!" Dickie says. "Lenny Feder left this town, moved to Hollywood, and made big bucks. They all cheer and Dumbass and Dipshit do a handshake. "Apparently everyone in this crap town has been swimming there since they were 8 years old! I guess no one wants to leave this dump since they're too busy suckin'!" Dumbass states. "You're swimming hole? I've been swimming at the quarry since I was 8 years old!" Deanne says. "We know they're they're trying to get back at us for making them the naked plunge in our swimming hole!" Dumbass says.
"Don't try and cover for them Z-Dog." Nimrod says. "These old townies trashed our frat house! And nobody treats our headquarters wit disrespect!" Dipshit says and everyone starts shouting again. "I'll tell you 'what is the matter'!" The second guy, let's call him dipshit, says mocking her accent and they all laugh. "Excuse me, why are you here? What's the matter?" Roxanne asks while walking forward with Deanne and Sally. "Everyone who needs a beating conveniently together around on one lawn." Dumbass continues. "I don't believe it! We hit the moron jackpot!" I'm assuming their leader, let's call him dumbass, says. Not even 5-10 minutes later a bunch of frat people show up at the top of the hill making weird noises.
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